What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 13:16
Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)
Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!
Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.
Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?
Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.
Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?